Do TrailO – to be sung to the tune of Let It Go, from the Disney modern classic Frozen (2013)
The undergrowth’s high all around me tonight
No white forest to be seen
There's so many muddy puddles
So i won't get through this clean
The cold is creeping through my o-tops thin mesh sides
I can't keep it out heaven knows I've tried
Don't go off paths don't scrape your knees
Be the 'athlete' you always knew you'd be
Just take your time and walk round slow
Don't need to run anymore
I’ll become a total bore!
I don't know what I'm going to say
I can bluff this one
And just mark it down as Z anyway
It's funny how some distance makes controls seem so small
Because they're off the path I
Can't get to them at all!
It's time to see which one to choose
To check descriptions for a clue
No way this planner's tricking me!
I am one with the sighting line
it's a metre too far right!
Here I stand and here I stay
The time limit's long...
My eyes are darting in between the map and ground
It's so easy to see just which letter I must write down
And one thought crystallises like an icy blast
I am a TrailO God. my skills are unsurpassed!
And I'll rise from the tempo chair
I got a perfect score back there!
Here i stand in the light of day
I’m a TrailO man
Cause running never bothered me anyway