At a rather poorly attended circuits session, thirty seconds of burpees were attempted, contrary to the advertised session. Our esteemed captain then continued to lie to us by producing lasagne eighteen minutes and twenty six seconds late. However, it was very tasty, and Jezza was astonished to learn that broccoli stems are actually edible, but is going to continue to throw them away with wanton disregard for the environment even though he is currently making a poster entitled 'The Environment' . Clearly his revision hasn't been very successful.