In political news today, the nation was left in a state of turmoil after the shock election of Jezza as Worst CUOC Captain ever. In an ordinary pizza session the Right Honourable Member for St John's introduced drastic reforms to pizza cutting technique, involving a cut in the z=constant plane. This controversial move was met with disapproval from all sides of the house, prompting the Member for Jesus to propose a motion to proclaim Jezza the Worst CUOC Captain Ever. The motion was instantly passed unanimously.
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